Galaxy Watch Ultra 2, Walk Pads & Bumping Ball Buddies

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[00:01:20] Welcome back to another week. As always. We survived and we're here. That's what you want to call it. Week was pretty cool. It's cause you was trying to like talk shit with your noises before we started. He was trying to be like me cause I always make a lot of noises and this time I was quiet. I was so quiet. It's been a good week. Upgraded my watch but now they've been quiet.

[00:01:50] I keep being hoes about activating it so I gotta go. This watch situation is not good. So people that don't know. Me. Me. Well in general. I pay for a prepaid phone service. I don't like having a bullshit monthly phone bill. Prepaid is perfectly fine in 2026. Yeah. There's really no benefit of having. None. Post paid phone service. Um. Other than they can tack on fees whenever they want. Pretty much. But um. So when I get out of

[00:02:20] It was fine with the Apple Watch. But when I got the Galaxy Watch Ultra. The first generation. Mm-hmm. They had a problem adding it. Ended up finding. Getting on the phone with some guy. He got everything squared away. You would assume there would be notes on the account. Mm-hmm. Because if you google it. This is a known thing. Yeah.

[00:02:45] Like it's not like I'm a one-off. A lot of people with Ultras. Mm-hmm. Have to go through this bullshit to get it added. Right. And it has something to do with buying your watch straight out from Samsung or Best Buy. Mm-hmm. And Verizon not having it in their system. So they have to like manually add it. That's because it's Verizon.

[00:03:13] Pretty much. Um. Might be. Might be calls for switching services. Um. I love my phone service. Uh. You're Metro. Yeah. And they've been solid. They've been sold and bought a hundred times. Still stay solid. Now. They. They did do away with the grandfather plan. So when you got me my phone recently. I had to opt out of that. So now I'm only locked into my rate for the next. Like five years. New phone? Yeah. Why? It should have just been changing your SIM app.

[00:03:41] No. No. Because since I was grandfathered in and I was trying to add a device. Like change my device. It made me upgrade in order to change the device. Bullshit. Yeah. So. I mean. But they would have got me whenever I upgraded it anyway. Like it wasn't optional. It was coming regardless. Yeah. It was coming regardless. And they. They did that for a lot of the. Like T-Mobile customers. Yeah. Cause Metro. That's who recently bought them out. But. Yeah. They were. Um. PCS. And then they were Sprint.

[00:04:10] Yeah. Yeah. They jumped around. Now they're T-Mobile. Yeah. But I mean. I've had Metro since. 2010. Yeah. That's a long time. I mean. I got it right before. Kim was born. And I've paid the exact same amount pretty much. There was so many. Like. It don't make sense to me. I don't know if people realize like. Back in the day. There were so many options for phone services.

[00:04:39] Yeah. Like. You had. Horizon. You had Sprint. You had T-Mobile. PCS. You had AT&T. Alltel. You said. Like you said. You had. You had Metro. You had Alltel. You had like a. And then companies just started getting bought out. Yeah. Like they just started getting absorbed by the giants. They just couldn't keep up. That was the issue was. Everybody wants the newest. The latest. The top of the line. Well yeah. I can't say that.

[00:05:07] But. The smaller builds. And like the people who want it more simple. They just can't keep up with it. Like. When you're competing with. You know. This company. These. These three companies. Get the exclusives. And back then it was exclusives. Yeah. Like you went to. Verizon. For certain. Droid phones. You went to. They all had certain. Yeah.

[00:05:27] And then. Remember at one point. AT&T was the only people that had iPhones. Yeah. So it was either go to AT&T. Get an iPhone. Or fucking. They were exclusive for a little while. Yeah. And then they put them on. I remember when Verizon got the iPhones. It was wild. Yeah. Like people flipped out. They were like. In there for some iPhones. It was crazy. They had that exclusive deal for like the first. It was a while. It was like the first five years. Four or five generations. It was a lot.

[00:05:52] Yeah. Yeah. They was locked in. And then all of a sudden. They was like. Hey. Everybody got these. But if you think about it. All the brands that are left. Like. Nokia. Indestructible. You know what I'm saying? Like. Those are the phones that the guys are getting when they work construction. Linemen. Etc. They're getting issued a Nokia phone. Not an iPhone in the field. You know what I'm saying? Because they've got that rugged one. That you can like. Drive over. You know what I'm saying? And then you've got like. LG. You don't even need a special one. You can just get a basic Nokia. Listen. Just.

[00:06:22] Nokia is out here. Holding up monuments. And filling in concrete. You know what I'm saying? Nokia is holding it down. Since birth. And them brick phones. You know. They. They are here. And they're strong. And they're to stay. And then you've got like. LGs. Which are like. Affordable. That's what I think of when I think of LG. Affordable. Smartphone. You're not getting the top of the line. Your camera is not the best camera. But you can do all the same things. On a budget. LG's not a thing anymore. Well.

[00:06:52] Phone wise. I guess they didn't get bought out. But. Like. They don't make LG phones anymore. Or if they do. It's very. Do they merge with like. Another one? I don't think they merge. Because I had LG before I had my Motos. Yeah. They did do phones for a long time. And then they were just like. Yeah. We're good with the phone game. Oh. They were still doing phones. But then. I like my Moto. Because they're affordable. But mid-level. You're getting a little more quality. They're a little sturdy. But they're affordable. LG.

[00:07:21] LG had some of the nicest. Androids I've ever had. LG was great. LG had some cool phones. Chocolate. HTC had some cool. Like. Like. When Android and everything. Was in the prime. Of coming up. And it was like. You had a million manufacturers making Androids. Which you still do. But like. You had heavy hitters man. Like. Yeah. Motorola was like. Oh we're droid. And HTC had their phones. And the unit. And they were all like. Like I said. You went to Verizon for Motorola.

[00:07:51] Motorola. I think HTC was Sprint. Yeah. Or something like that. Yeah. Because. Because. AT&T had the iPhone. But then you still had. Like you said. LG was making phones. Um. Google was bouncing around. Before they started doing their own phones. They was bouncing. They had like the Nexus phones. And. I think they had some other phones. Yeah. But it was a whole bunch of companies putting out. I mean. I wouldn't say. Samsung was the equivalent of an iPhone.

[00:08:22] Samsung's always been. Like top tier. Not when they first started. No. But even iPhone when they first started. Was barely. But. Special. You know what I'm saying. But like. When you first started. You couldn't do nothing with it. But like. If you wanted an Android. Comparison to an iPhone. You went for Samsung. Like. If you didn't want to be an iPhone. And you didn't want to. I think that came later. Spend that money. I don't think so. Because. You really don't get. Samsung. Probably. Really started becoming.

[00:08:51] A lot of people. A lot of people liked. When they had. The. The three. The galaxy. Uh. When Samsung started doing. The galaxy line. They had the three. Like the. Galaxy 3s. Or 3g. Or whatever it was. That's when Samsung was like. Started to stabilize. And then you got into the. Around the time they came out with the Note 5.

[00:09:13] They was getting better. Because they. That interface that they had. Uh. I can't remember. What they called it. I can't remember. But it was like. The glitchiest fucking interface. Of all time. Like. It was a whole bunch of forced clothes. And apps wasn't working. And shit like that. Oh no. But then when they hit. Around the time you get to like. The. Galaxy 7s. And 8s. Like. 8s. Was like. When they really shot off.

[00:09:37] See I don't know nothing about. None of that. Oh you gotta remember. I was like a tech nerd. Not me. Like I was into like. All that little shit. But when they hit. With the galaxy. When they came out with like. The galaxy 8. That's around the time. Where I was like. They switched to like. Um. Around the time they switched to like. Their interface to like. They started figuring out the bugs. It was like. When they started the one UI. And they got rid of that other. TouchWiz. TouchWiz was a fucking horrible interface. I don't know. It was glitchy. It was.

[00:10:06] Laggy. But you still had the notes. And people liked the phones. Was bigger. And they had pins. And shit like that. So that kind of. Brought them up. But then once they figured that interface out. It was like. Smooth sailing. And they're up there now. Well. Like. I mean. Now it's either. You know. Either iPhone or Samsung. And people look at you like. Oh what's that? You just happen to like. The Motorola's. I love a Motorola. But. I appreciate what Motorola did. Because they found their lane. When they.

[00:10:36] They realized they couldn't. Really compete. Because I had. The first couple of droids. Them shits was just overhyped. Droids fucking suck. Like. I mean. I would put LG and Motorola on the same tier. They're. They're both. More affordable. They provide all the same things. The camera's not like. Top tier camera. But screen resolution's really good. Responsivity is great. Like. You can get different models. That'll give you different things. Like. I like the stylus.

[00:11:06] But there's others that are like. Edge. Where you get the full screen. Right. And there's another. That's like. So the last. So the last. So the. Play. Or a power version. Where you can either get like. A better battery. Or. Like. A faster. Processor. You know. To like. Do stuff. So. They. They give you options. But it's your. Your priority. Is your pick. You know what I mean. And that's the part. Because play is like. The cheapest version. And it's just to. Get you through the day. That's what I'm saying. Motorola figured out their lane. Instead of. Wasting money.

[00:11:36] Competing. Competing. With. The big. The big guys. Because really. I love a Motorola. Other than. Other than the Google. Pixel. And the iPhone. And Samsung. I mean. You got all these. Phones from other countries. You know. Like. You know. Like. You know. Like. Huawei and. Honor. And all these. All these other like. You know. Other country phones. That. Then it's a hassle to get. And then. You got.

[00:12:06] You got to buy them from. Bullshit websites. And then you get them. And you got to. Hassle to set them up. Yeah. It's a process. Um. It's not a process. It's a hassle. But. Uh. I mean. Like. They. They said. Look. We can give y'all good quality. Uh. Like you said. Mid-range phones. I mean. Just something. And. And I. I've. You've never had a problem with your phones. Not usually. And the one time I did. They just exchanged it. Right. And sent me a new one. Right. Because I had just got it. Well your phones work. They aren't slow.

[00:12:36] So. No. I mean like. On occasion. I'll have connectivity issues. But it's usually. Like. Service. Or internet related. Not device related. That's what I'm saying. Like. And they last for years. Because I take care of it. So. And people. People pretty much just. Like to pay for brands anyway. I don't. I'm saying it's just like. You can go to Walmart. And get a pair of jeans. Mm-hmm. But people. Oh. There's got to be. You know. What's a brand. American Eagle. JNCO.

[00:13:05] I don't know what that is. Oh. Is that a brand. It is. Is that like a cheap brand. It sounds like. It's not. It's not. It's not. It was the ones. Where they had like. The waist. And then it's just all paint. Oh. Them big bitches. Yeah. They're making a comeback. But. But you get what I'm saying. It's like. It's about to have wet legs. You're always going to have people. That. Going in the store. And just buying something. That.

[00:13:35] Ain't good enough. It has to have a name on it. You know what I mean. Yeah. Like some people. Just have iPhone. Some people. Have iPhones. Only because. That's the phone. They see celebrities with. You get what I'm saying. Yeah. I could give two shits. You're like that with some things. Like you want the name brand. Or like a quality brand. It doesn't necessarily have to be the name brand. But it does have to be a quality brand for you. Yeah. And I'm over here like. But can I get it at a Ross. Or Roses. Or the Dollar Tree. I mean. Some stuff.

[00:14:04] Some stuff. I do believe. I think meat's the only thing. I need the name brand of. Some stuff. I do believe. Like. Like. If you're going to spend your money on certain things. Like. You want that trust of a. Particular brand. I guess for me. Because I did a lot of thrift store shopping. When I was growing up. And so. I mean. Either way. You're going to spend some money on some clothes. I'd rather spend less money on clothes. And get more to eat. Or more to.

[00:14:34] Right. Do something fine. Then spend more money on clothes. Even if they're quality. Because. I mean. Eventually. You're going to have to give more clothes. You know. And I'm not afraid to go looking for clearance. I love me some clearance. Ain't nothing wrong. I noticed today at Kroger. I didn't even know the freezer section got a clearance section. I got a buddy at work. No. And he was telling me. He had went clothes shopping for his granddaughter. And he said he went in Old Navy.

[00:15:05] And pretty much half the whole store was on clearance. They do that sometimes. When they have like. Seasons end. And they weren't able to push the product enough. They'll do the whole store discounting. No. But they said the people that work there were just like. Yeah. We really ain't selling. Like. You know. We ain't really been getting no heavy traffic. So they're just. But that's what I'm saying. Is they do that because they need to push out the old. And get new to entice new buyers. No. What I'm saying. It had nothing to do with the seasons. They were. They was explaining it to him. Like. It's just. We really ain't just been making.

[00:15:34] No money. Nothing really with the season. I mean. But they still have to get new stock in. To replace what they sell. I mean. Okay. You know what I mean. Like. And it could be a regional thing. Because when I worked retail. We would get stuff that another store might not get. And vice versa. Depending on the region. So. If things aren't selling. For. Like. This location. If they can clearance their whole store out. We can try and put different products in there. Because if you go to an Old Navy store. Or like. A Kohl's. Or a Targo.

[00:16:04] Target. They're not going to have. Every single piece of clothing. That's on their website. You know what I mean. There's no way for them to house. Every item of clothing. They're going to have. What sells for that region. Based on data. You know what I'm saying. So like. If Old Navy is discounted their whole store. They're trying to. Rotate product in. So either they're going to try product from a different region. To see if that sells better. Or they're trying to like. Do a refresh.

[00:16:34] Fresh of the store. Because like. We used to do that at. When I worked at Kohl's. Was we would have like. Huge. Like. Quarterly. Clearance things. Because you had to move the old product out. To get any new different product in. Not just a replenish of product. But like. Actual different products in. Because if something's not working. You can share that in your feedback. And they'll try to put a different product in place of it. To get more foot traffic in. So like. There would be some.

[00:17:04] Sometimes we'd have like. Eight rows of clearance. Like eight whole racks of clearance. He said. He said that he. He got like. His granddaughter. 15 outfits. Yeah. 70 bucks. Yeah. I was like. Damn. That's wild. You. When I worked at Kohl's. It was mind boggling. These people would come in. With two and a half carts. Of kids clothes. And pay like a hundred dollars. Yeah. Because. Not only would they get them on clearance. They'd have Kohl's cash. And coupons.

[00:17:31] And gift cards. And gift cards. And so they'd walk out. Paying 48 dollars. For like. Three carts of stuff. I'm talking shoes. Coats. Socks. Underwear. Pants. Shirt. I'm like. Goodness gracious.

[00:17:50] Coughing. Coughing. I know. It's been a long day. I didn't even read yet today. We started watching. First 48. Well I just started having it on for background noise. And they had this one episode. Where these motherfuckers use like. Stop it. Bullshit Microsoft paint. Stop it. Oh my god. They. They were talking about a sketch artist. Doing a sketch. Right. And then he's like. Look at what they're doing. Look. And I missed it. Right. And then I look up.

[00:18:14] Because I'm coloring. Because it's the first 48. And I didn't think it was important. I was wrong y'all. Because when I looked up. They had like. 1998 paint open. And they were. With pre. With pre. Pre images. They were placing images over other images. It was like. Building a sim or some shit. I was like. What is this? Who is this woman? And then. And then they were like. This is the guy. We called him. And I'm like. Oh. No. No. That's not.

[00:18:44] Not even. It didn't even look like him. It didn't even look. Like. It looked like. A. Like. Late 20s. Like. White woman. With no hair. And a cap on. And they. They arrested like. A Vietnamese guy. And I'm like. These are not. These are not the same. These are not the same images. It was so bad. It was so bad. And they're like. The composite sketch did it. I'm like. No. It didn't. No.

[00:19:13] No. We didn't. I wonder if they did that. I wonder if they did that. For the show. Like. They had to. Because. None of them know how to use it properly. They were like. It was a little lower. Trying to move it around the hair and stuff. And down the forehead. I'm like. It. There's no cap. I like how they said sketch artists. Listen. That shit was horrible. They said sketch artists. I was like. Oh my god. Like you said. It was like the meme. Of the people that have like. The stick figure drawers. Like two clips. That have the same energy. And it's like. Those. Those. News reporters. Who are like. The police have been on the lookout. For a missing father. And this is his image. And then they start.

[00:19:43] Cracking up. Because it's like a stick figure. With like three hairs. On top of his head. And then it's like. The little girl. So relieved. She found her dad. And then it shows a picture of him. And it's like. A dude with like. A couple curly Q's. On top of his head. And it's like. It looks just like the stick figure. And it's like. That's. The. That's better. And gives off the same energy. As this clip. Of a composite sketch. That's pretty bad. And I'm like. Y'all can't call things this. Hold on. I want to play something real quick. Oh goodness. Okay. Oh goodness.

[00:20:13] Twitch streamer. Judgmental Artists in here. Also known as. And you locked in with. Below your average IQ podcast. My favorite program to listen to. Dope energy. Every Tuesday. You heard me. Tap in. Don't miss out. Yeah. Cause if you missed out. You'll be missed. What was that? What was that man? Why'd you get nervous? I was hyping him up. Okay. Oh. I didn't know if it was hype or not. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause he said. He said don't miss out. I said.

[00:20:43] I get it. Yeah. Cause if you miss out. You'll be missed. I gotta. We gotta get back in the motion. I gotta get back in the motion. I gotta get back in the motion. The plan those. Yeah. I wanna get some new ones too. I wanna get um. I got some people I wanna ask for some. Well. You got anything to talk about? We got um. If not I can't prepare. We got a walk pad set up. We got a walk pad set up. Bought a walk pad. We got it set up in the living room. Cause it's too hot outside. Not only that. It's just the convenience of being able to walk in your own home.

[00:21:13] Yeah. Yeah. We actually have a place where we can. Have it set up. And then. She walked on it some. I walked on it some. Um. Came with two remotes. Weird. But uh. I mean. It's nice for what it is. And then like when it's crazy hot out. Or when it's raining. Cause actually today. It's hot as a bitch. And it was wet out. What? Um. We can still get the walks in. Moist. Yeah. We can still get the walks in. Um. It's quiet enough to where.

[00:21:42] When I get off from work. Or it's late night. I can go walk. And it won't bother nobody. And then the only. The only part that makes me nervous. Is there's no handle or nothing. For me to hold on to. And sometimes I get discombobulated. And I need that support. It's crazy. Cause I can watch her walk around all the time. She's perfectly fine. But you put her on a walk pad. She act like she'll know she's on. It's because it's a walk pad. Like. Sure. Anyway. That's just me. I'm so excited for that. Um.

[00:22:08] Um. That's. That's more on the journey of. Unbig my back. Yeah. It's like. What else you got? I got questions. Okay. You ready? Sure. How long could I wear a helmet indoors before you would ask why? You can get away with it for a long time. You probably wouldn't ask why. I wouldn't even give a shit. He would just assume it was prescribed y'all.

[00:22:36] He would just assume it was a prescription helmet. And he would offer me to buy some stickers. You know what I mean? Um. If I started collecting spoons. Would you support it or intervene? I'm down for some good collectibles. Some spoons. It just depends on what kind of spoons are we talking about. You know my parents collected the spoons. And they got the like display on the wall. I don't know what your parents do. I know. I was letting you know. Like. Did you know? My parents collect spoons. So they've got spoons from all over.

[00:23:05] And like when my dad would go on deployments. He'd bring back a spoon. So the way to start it off. You would say. You know. Did you know? Or you know something cool? Oh. You know something cool? But you know. You want to know something cool? But like when you start off. And be like. Yeah. You know. You know. No. I don't know. Oh. If our house had one extra room. What unhinged thing goes in it? We don't have nothing unhinged. Not really. Except for that walking pad. I would like to make a little workout room. Um.

[00:23:34] I ain't got nothing crazy. We don't do. I mean to be honest. If we cleaned out that closet. It is big enough to put. You could absolutely make it a workout room. Not really. The workout pad would take up half of it. But it leans up against the wall. Yeah. But you would need something else that's foldable. Or like that you could slide out. I mean that little. The. There's a side table in there that could hold different weights or equipment. You could hang stuff. Because the hangers in there. I know. Why? Um.

[00:24:03] If I whispered every answer for a whole day. Would you play along? You'd probably throat punch me. Pretty much. Yeah. You'd be tired of it. You'd be like. Why are you whispering? And you'd be like. You wouldn't like it. You'd get like the first like. Two lines out. And then I'd get annoyed. Yeah. Because sometimes you whisper for no reason. And I'll be like. Why the fuck is you whispering? Uh. If we swapped voices for a week. What's the first thing you'd say as me? I wouldn't say nothing. Oh.

[00:24:33] Because I want. It'd be weird. Oh. Like why would I want to have your voice? Thanks. I mean you have a female voice. I know. But it's a. It's just the point of the exercise. Well why would I want to have a female. I don't want to have. The first thing I would say. Oh shit. Is. Everything's fine. But in my D voice. I'd be like. Everything's okay. It's gonna be just fine. Who says that? Me. Well why would I say that? Because I would want to hear you say it just once.

[00:25:03] So. I would. So I would say it for myself. In your voice and record it. So I could use it whenever I want it. The reassurance. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And then I've got. Next set of questions. If you had to ban one word from my vocabulary. Which one would you ban? I know there's a lot.

[00:25:33] Can I do phrases? I guess. We'll allow a phrase. When you say. It'll be fine. No. That would be. Retoad. That would be the phrase. What's the most me thing you've ever seen me do? You fell off the walk pad early. I did. That's probably the most. It wasn't even going that fast. It was. Out of three. What's the most dramatic I've ever been over something small? Probably every day at work.

[00:26:04] Pretty much. I'm a hot mess at work. I just don't understand. I think you can't. Didn't you ask me about like a bill or sometime? You was like throwing a whole set over like a bill. And I was like how much is it? Oh yeah. It was like a $250 ticket. No. I don't think it was a ticket. I think it was. Because I was like how am I supposed to pay this? I think it was personal property tax or some shit. Oh maybe. And I was like how much is it? And it was like a buck fifty. Yeah. I was like just pay this shit. Pay it. I do that though.

[00:26:31] Like I freak out about bills for like ever. If my personality was a meme, which one would it be? I don't know memes. Like I just know like the only meme that I can name you is the pepito. I think it's the frog. Oh. But I can't really name memes. Well. Like what you. I don't really. I don't even know how I would describe that. He said pass. Yeah. If I had a warning label, what would it say?

[00:27:03] You just have a caution label. But what would it say? It's caution. Back the fuck up. I'm deaf. Don't make eye contact. I'm deaf. Okay. These are ones that are supposed to make you pause. Okay. How many pigeons could you fight at once realistically? And you have to answer. How many pigeons? Yeah. Could you fight at one time? Realistically.

[00:27:32] I think I can handle quite a bit of pigeons. What is quite a bit? Question. No. I have to ask. Because this matters. Is there eye protection involved? No. Just as you are. Like now? Yeah. Or basically naked? Right now. Remember when the conversation was last week? Right now. Naked as a jaybird. Basically naked. Listen. So my thing. How many pigeons right now could you handle realistically? If I have eye protection. No. No.

[00:28:02] I'm giving you. If I have eye protection. We good. Because my fear. It's like they go for your eyes. Like they scratching you and clawing at you. If they get you in your eyes. You're fucked. But as long as you got your eyes. They pigeons man. They take out like ten of them shits. Okay. Y'all heard it here first. If I wore a cape every day for a month. Would you join or move out? Like what kind of cape? Like Wonder Woman? Or like Batman?

[00:28:32] Because it's two different types of capes. I would be my own superhero. And it would be unicorn themed. I wouldn't move out. But you wouldn't join us? What you saying? I don't think I'd get hype over it. Over the cape. Okay. What would you name our first goose? Golden. Golden goose? Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely not. Why not? Because that's the most basic goose name ever. I don't name him Jerry.

[00:29:02] Like who the fuck is this? I mean you can name it Gilda Goose. Can I name it Earl? Earl Goose. No. Earl. I like Gilda Goose. I like Lucy Goose. Why I gotta be Lucy Goose? My goose ain't out there in the street getting bust open. You don't know. I do know because he stays in the cage. If I replaced your alarm with my voice. Would you wake up faster? Faster or later? I probably wake up later.

[00:29:32] The alarm would sound something like this. Wake up. No. I don't like that. I don't want that to be my alarm at all. Wake up. No. I probably wake up after the first like good one. Get up. Yeah. Because that shit would have known the hell out of me. Okay. I wake up fast as shit. And then I would be laying right next to you and you would just shot me somewhere.

[00:30:01] Because you'd be like stop it. I'd be like I was asleep. If I could communicate by blinking. Only by blinking. You tried that. For a day. Would you figure me out? You tried that. When? Remember that day I asked for something? Was it? Well we were in the living room and I asked and you. No you didn't. You pointed with your eyes. Remember that? We did an episode about that. You pointed with your eyes. So yeah. And you didn't play along. So. Because I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Should get on it. These are unnecessary questions.

[00:30:31] So you're welcome for that. What is my exact horsepower? What is my exact horsepower? Give you a solid. Like a .2. I was going to say 38. About right. You know. Nothing crazy. 38 horses is a lot. Oh. Well never mind. Maybe .38. Like 38 horses. Like I mean there's like fucking. Little tractors out there.

[00:30:59] That are running like fucking 50. So you saying you basically a mini tractor? Oh no. Probably not. How can you like a. Alright. Here's one from my book talk girl. He's. What's my wingspan no measuring? What? What's my wingspan no measuring? Are you saying wing? Wingspan. Like. W-I-N-G-S-P-I-E. A-N. Wingspan.

[00:31:30] To use it in a sentence. Like your own? The bat boys have big wig spams. What? The bat boys. Bat? Bat boys. Resand. Oh. Cassian. I just sneeze. Asriel. Never mind. Ugh. So what is my wingspan? No measuring. About 5'2", 5'3". 5'4". So close.

[00:32:00] What is my exact. Or what is my exchange rate? Exchange? Like I'm taking you to the store to get another one? Like a. Like a money exchange rate. What's my exchange rate? Like value. That's why. Stop it. Next question. Oh.

[00:32:30] You better answer something dumb. I know how you sleep. Sleep horrible. I'm. I'm the reason you're alive. I recorded him y'all. Two and a half minutes. And he was like. I need to help me find a doctor. But probably. I did say that. Probably. I did say that. Guess who found him one last year that he ain't used. Cause I was trying to save his life. And now all of a sudden he done seen his life. Literally flashed before his eyes. And he want to be like. I need you to find me a doctor. You're here to show me. Exchange rate. I'm done. Um. High. Yeah.

[00:33:00] I was going to. You said like dollar amount. I was trying to pick a dollar. I didn't say dollar amount. I said like money. Well yeah. He's good at exchange rate. Okay. If our relationship had a loading screen. What would the tip say? You sure you want to do this bro? Which fruit do I emotionally resemble?

[00:33:30] An emotional fruit? No. Which fruit do I emotionally resemble? Not an emotional fruit. Somebody else is going to be listening to this. Making the same face as you going. Shut the fuck up. Hold on man. Which fruit do you emotionally resemble? So like my emotional state. You know. In fruit form. In fruit form.

[00:33:59] Not an emotional fruit. That's different. I know my answer. Tell me yours and then I'll go. Mine would be a lemon. Because I'm complimentary to a lot of different things. And I can be pretty versatile in things that I'm participating in. And I tend to get along with like a lot of people. But at the same time.

[00:34:28] I'm not for everybody. I got you. And that's okay. I'm not for everybody. I got you. Some people I'm an acquired taste. Some people it's love at first taste. I got you. Ready? Okay. Pineapple. I don't want to eat people. No. Pineapples eat people. And if you would let me say. So. Go with different things. Right? Okay. Universal. Right? Okay.

[00:34:58] But then it annoys you because it tears your mouth up. Are you saying that I annoy you? No. That's what it sounds like. But I'm just saying that's what a pineapple does. But you just said I was similar to a pineapple. Should be out there sometime. Okay. All right. Sometimes you say stuff and it makes me like. Y'all heard it here first. Sometimes you say stuff and it makes me joke out a little bit. Okay. How many ducks would it take to make you move out?

[00:35:31] Ducks. There's shit everywhere. Ducks. There's shit everywhere. Did I say there are real? I just asked how many ducks would it take? It depends how long it takes me to start noticing there's a abundance of ducks that start showing up. Nice. If I started narrating your day out loud would you adjust? I feel like this already happens. No. I'm pretty set in my day. Okay.

[00:36:01] It'd be funny I think. I think it'd be funny at first. And then I'd have to throat chop you. If you had to describe me to a stranger in three words go. Go. You're all right. She normal sometimes. You had to describe me to a stranger in three words. So you have to pick three words. Individual words. She normal sometimes. Stop it. Stop it. That is not what they meant.

[00:36:31] That's what you got. That is not what they meant. Y'all. You said three words. Absolutely not. How confident are you that you could land a plane honestly? What type of plane? You give me one of them little Cessna bitches? I'm in there. No. Like a plane with like passengers. You give me a. I didn't. I'm asking a question. I'm asking them. And I said a plane with passengers.

[00:37:03] Do I have the option to have the little headset on and I'm talking with traffic? No it broke. So we just naked. Naked. Like how you sitting here. Naked as a jaybird fighting off pigeons. How are you landing the plane? I get the bitch on the ground. I ain't gonna say we all gonna live. You did it. Okay. I can take that. I get the bitch on the ground. I'm confident that I played enough simulators that involve realistic planes. Yeah I'm not confident. So I love that for you. That I can get it on the ground.

[00:37:33] What's your plan if a moose knocks on the door? It's his house. All right. I'm not about to go ball up with a moose. They like the most dangerous animals on the planet. I know and they don't take no shit from nobody. That's what I'm saying. If you were president for one hour what breaks first? Nothing. Oh. Okay. I can make it an hour without. In the presidency without sun breaking? Yeah. Okay. Why is there math?

[00:38:03] I can't figure that out. Hmm. You think it just exists to exist or you think it's like science related? I don't think math started with science. I think math started with uh. Do you think science started from math? No. I think they were both separate. How can they both be separate when you have equations and science and equations and math? I mean at some point in time they meet. Like why wouldn't a mathematician be considered a scientist?

[00:38:33] Because it's two separate things. But they're still solving for an equation and you solve for scientific theories. So why wouldn't they be interchangeable back in the day? I think in the beginning of time somebody said there's one apple and there's two apples. I don't think motherfuckers said. Ooh science. Don't think motherfuckers said.

[00:38:56] I don't think nobody walked up and was like what's the scientific equation to turn these two apples into 150 apples. I don't think nobody gave a fuck about that. I just said there's one apple and two apples. I think science came later in life. Hmm. Uh. Ballpark. How many Legos have you swallowed lifetime total please? None. Okay. Didn't grow up in a house of chewing on Legos. Yeah. All right. Have you swallowed Legos? Not that I know of. Hmm.

[00:39:27] I am asleep sometimes though so. I can't say for sure one way or the other. Would you rather unwrap my snacks in boxing gloves or button my shirt in oven mitts? Would you rather unwrap my snacks? Button shirts in oven mitts because boxing gloves is. Hard. Yes. Okay. Would you rather every chair scooted away or every door needed a compliment? Every chair scooted away. Okay. So you.

[00:39:56] You would not want to have to compliment doors? Who's complimenting doors? I knew somebody sometime who got real high and had a fight with the door. So sometimes a door needs a compliment. You was hanging out with some. Fun people. That's what you want to call it? Would you rather call every sandwich a burger or every soup a drink? I might start doing that. Start calling soups drinks. Like how cereal soup. Is it? It is.

[00:40:26] We talked about it. It's solid suspended in liquid that you consume with a spoon. That's a soup. We talked about cereal soup. You know what I mean? You didn't answer the question. Would you rather? I said I would call soup drinks. Oh, soup drinks. Okay. Would you rather spend a day as my autocorrect or my GPS? I think you type pretty good. Like I've watched you type messages. I'm pretty quick. Yeah. You're GPS.

[00:40:55] By the time you autocorrected, I would have already corrected it. You're GPS and you're. You're. I'm not good with directions. No. Okay. So which would you rather do? The easy job or the hard one? I would do GPS. GPS. Oh, you would rather do the GPS? Yeah. Can I? Recalculating. Recalculating. All right, bitch. Recalculating. The fuck is you doing? Recalculating. Yo. You didn't fucking sign. You didn't fucking sign. You didn't fucking sign. You were supposed to turn. Stop the car. Get out. Get the fuck out, man. Get out. Just stop. Stop.

[00:41:25] Stop it. I'll drive. What? I'll drive. Get the fuck out. I'll drive. God damn, bro. Get out. Okay. I told you three exits ahead of time that it was coming up and you still fucking drove past it. And I'd be like, but you didn't tell me landmarks. So. God damn. Would you rather design our perfect reading nook or a perfect snack shelf? I already know the answer to this. I don't snack that much, so I'll give you the reading nook. Yeah. All right. Let me see if I have any more.

[00:41:54] Speaking of snacks, I bought pretzels that taste like strawberry cheesecake. Strawberry bread cake. Whatever the fuck. Them shits is the bomb. They do actually taste like strawberry shortcake. I'm just not big on strawberries or strawberry shortcake. Them shits is amazing. If you're not a pretzel person, because I don't normally eat pretzels, them shits is amazing. Yeah. If you would like to know, I will post a picture in the food discord.

[00:42:24] Okay. If I filled one pocket with grapes, would you help or ask questions? At this point in life, as long as I've known you, I'll just let you do your thing. Thank you. Just walking around with a pocket. I'd be, hey, what you got going on? I just got a pocket full of grapes. Oh, okay. You'd be like, all right. I'd be like, yep. Sound about Monday. Sound about Monday. Sound about fucking Monday. If your shadow quit, where would it go? If my shadow quit? Yeah.

[00:42:55] That peace out bitch. I don't know. I'd ask him. I'd try to find him. Like Peter Pan? Hey, bro, we together. Hope. Forever. Hope. Shadow life. It's my shadow. Hmm. What is the correct number of pillows for one human? Not the number I have. That's for damn sure. An ideal situation?

[00:43:23] What is the correct number of pillows for one human? Five. I agree. Really? Yeah. Like five? Yeah. One between the knees, one behind you, one to hug, and two under your head. I wasn't looking at it like that. Oh. What were you looking at it like? Like, sometimes I like to make like a head cocoon to go with my body cocoon. No, what you make is a valley and you end up between both pillows at the top of your head.

[00:43:52] And you just have a pillow on one side, a pillow on the other side, just holding your ears together. Piss and sweat. Listen. If we opened a store selling one useless thing, what would it be? What's a useless thing we could sell? Wait, that's the only thing that's in the store? Mm-hmm. Is the one useless thing?

[00:44:23] Mm-hmm. I have ideas. We could sell oxygen to people. Chopped crumbs, used erasers, jump ropes that don't have the handle. Just a rope? Yeah. But call them jump ropes, handle-less jump ropes or something. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. I like that. Yeah.

[00:44:50] What small thing about us deserves its own holiday? This one should be quite obvious. What? I don't know. What small thing? The below your average holiday! That'd be amazing. What? Just saying. Ever get big enough to the point where we can have gatherings? That's what we're going to call them. You know what I mean? Below your average IQ holidays. I think that's all I've got for questions.

[00:45:23] High five! Great job! Boop boop! Good job. Thanks. I was going to say something and I forgot it. But, you know, it's cool. You mean undo it? No. Air conditioning kicks on sounds like a ghost. Ooh! Yeah. That one was a ooh! It did the- No, the wind blew outside. The big bags of stairs moved and the AC came on at the same time. That's what it was. The scariest shit ever. You know what I'm saying?

[00:45:53] You have to come to terms with your ghost because ghosts live all the time. I fully believe in ghosts. Who said we have a ghost? Ghosts can, like, follow you or, like, transition through places. Hold on. First off, stop. Why are you trying to put that on me? I'm just saying. I have something, like, I have a mantra. So, if I feel one that's, like, not good, I usually will just- All right. I'll usually just, like, in my mind, be like, I am loved. I'm protected. I'm protected.

[00:46:22] You're not welcome here. Thank you for passing through. Goodbye. And then I can feel it, like, kind of moving on, right? But then there's others that'll just sit with me and I'm like, cool. Glad you're here. You know? Because they're, like, benevolent, you know? So, this is something new to me. Oh. How often have you had these conversations? I mean, sometimes it's, like, probably, like, a couple times a month. Like, I'll feel like a bad one coming in. Since we've been here? Some spiritual stuff, yeah. Since we've been here? Yeah. Hmm.

[00:46:52] Just decided to, uh... You don't do ghosts? No. Listen, we've been here for too long. You done did a lot. I mind my business. You sleep right through them. I mind my business. You sleep right through them. I mind my- I'm bothered. I mind my business. Well, like, sometimes, like, you get up. Like, if I get up to go to the bathroom and live in the middle of the night, like, I can feel it. And sometimes it's, like, it's right there. And I'm like, I am loved. I am protected. Why do you have to bring this to me? You're not welcome.

[00:47:21] Why do you have to bring this to me? I'm just sharing it with you. That's some shit you keep to yourself. No. Yeah. Why you gotta put that on me? I'm not putting anything on you. I'm telling you my mantra. You are loved. You are protected. You're not welcome here. No, see, this is how shit happened in the movies. What? This is how shit happened in the movies. We be perfectly fine. Stop it. Minding our business. And we go hang out with the white folks. And y'all wanna play with that spiritual shit. Y'all wanna play with Ouija boys and all that bullshit.

[00:47:50] Good thing I got that less than 1% Middle Eastern in there. Then all of a sudden weird shit started happening. Weird shit always happens. Not to me. You just don't pay attention to it. Weird shit happens all the time. So we was outside walking the dog today, right? And he's doing his normal routine. And he goes for, you know, to do his business. Had a whole minute. And he has this thing he does where like,

[00:48:19] sometimes he don't stand still. He likes to move up. And he starts moving. So on his last little bit, is coming out, and he starts moving. And then, he whips around. I lose sight of it. Don't like it. Don't like it. Because now, this dog, people that have house dogs, I'm not talking about... House dogs. Yeah.

[00:48:49] Because I ain't talking about you fucking savages that got a pit bull chained up to a tree outside. And then wondering why the dog is pissy. We had an outside dog. Why? Growing up in, in, uh, Washingtonville. You never let him in the house? No, baby didn't. Baby only came in the house. There was one winter where we got like, snow taller than me at that age. So like, a good four feet of snow. She came in that winter, because it was just so much snow outside. But for the most part, I mean, she,

[00:49:19] she was an outside dog. Even in the summertime, she had a, a tin roof, so that it cooled better than like, you know, just like any other thing. A tin roof cooled better than, than what kind of roof? Any other thing. And, but she stayed outside. Have you, touched a tin roof in the summertime? Yeah. Did you, did it burn your hand? I painted metal roofs for a summer. So like I was saying, if you have an inside dog,

[00:49:49] and you don't know, you just know he had poo on him. Kind of lost it a little bit. He freaked, he ran. Like, he ran back in the house, y'all. Like, he didn't even want to finish the walk. He ran away from us. He ran away. This dog is in, he comes in the house, he sits on furniture, he sits on pillows, he sits on the bed. I don't want dog, ass. He ran away. Uh, she had to wipe him off.

[00:50:18] To make, my peace of mind, that he was clean. Yeah. Yeah. So you just having spiritual conversations all the time? Sometimes. Like, don't you ever feel like when, when people who pass come to visit you? My, so there's two different things. Because every time. It's the same wavelength. Listen to me. Every time my mom calls me up, except for recently, but it was a different relationship. Every time my mom calls me up,

[00:50:48] close relative pass, we have some form of a dream, and we make peace. Oh yeah, the goodbye dream. And they keep it pushing. Yeah. But what you're talking about, no. No, I mean, I have the goodbye dream, but sometimes they like, hang out. Like you can, like you're doing something, and you know that they're right there. So, this is where I say, hey, KingDread85, if something happens, you know what to do. Yeah, I get the truck.

[00:51:19] And she ain't gonna use the computers? So, you can have those. Yeah, I'm probably not gonna use the computers. And the PS5s. Definitely not using the PS5s. Uh, just ask you to visit Mom Duke from time to time, make sure she okay. I like your mom. Don't bring that shit to her house either. What are you talking about? Okay. They're not that malevolent. Okay. They're just a little, a little, a little perturbed. Yeah. But usually they move right through, because I just repeat to them, like, there's a time and a place,

[00:51:49] it's not for you, it's not here, this is my house, my house was protected. We are loved and, and divinely favored. Thank you so much. Yep. This is why when you bring up about my, my relationship with like, the Lord, and my spiritual connections. Why are you not going to say Jesus? Why are you not going to say it like that? I don't know. Because I have my own spiritual connections. I can call them whatever I want to. What? You don't know my relationship with him? He keeps me protected.

[00:52:19] He keeps everybody protected. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like me and Jesus ain't cool. Then why are you worried about some spirits? I'm not worried. Why are you putting that on me? Nobody's putting it on you. I'm just talking about it. Yeah. How is that putting it on you? It's like, not wishing it will punch you. Like when you talk about Mormons, and then all of a sudden, they knocking on your door. I seen the Church of Latter-day Saints today. See? They coming. See? Crazy part, crazy part,

[00:52:48] the Church of Latter-day Saints, they didn't have no sign. Because they learned. No sign up. But it was on a little plaque etched into the side of the wall. But no sign. No like outside the building sign. You had to look at the building to see the sign. Tell me, man. They learned. Well? They evolved. Hey, let's talk to the folks first before we hit them with the... We're here to talk to you from, you know...

[00:53:18] LDS. We got to break it down first. What? You know? Show up at the YMCA. Play a couple games of basketball. Get buddy-buddy. Then hit them with it. You know what I mean? How buddy-buddy are you getting into YMCA basketball? I don't know. I ain't been to the YMCA to play basketball. Oh. Do people... Actually, I ain't playing basketball in forever. Do people get buddy-buddy? Yeah, you get buddies playing ball. Ball buddies? Why you want to make it weird?

[00:53:46] The bromance is real. I mean, it's a recreational activity. Why wouldn't you become friends? I don't know. If you go to the gym... You guys exchange numbers and hang out? If you go to the gym or if you're... or like... If you play any fucking... any kind of recreational sport, and you're bumping into the same people at the same place over and over at some... And then... Get your bumper stickers ball buddies for life!

[00:54:17] That is wild. You gotta make it so weird, man. Nice. But why wouldn't you... Bowling buddies! You know? Hey, bro. You know, good game. You wanna go grab some wings? And then it's like six of y'all sitting at the table eating wings. Oh. Why wouldn't y'all be friends? Y'all constantly bumping into each other. You know? I don't... I don't know. Like, why not be friends with people you enjoy?

[00:54:47] I love that for you. What the fuck you at? Like, I'm doing it. I'm talking about scenarios. So, you would go... Like, I'm trying to think of something you would play. Like, if you played... I mean, I've made friends with Complete the Puzzle, but I'm on the sideline. Well, what's the difference between you constantly being there and you bumping into other parents and then y'all laughing and joking and then y'all get cool? What's the difference between that and somebody... I don't sweat with them.

[00:55:17] Who said you had to? Well, if you're ball buddies, you're sweating. What? Y'all just played a game of basketball. Got real sweaty. Bumping into each other's shirts and skins. Slick. Why can't it just be a group of people that enjoy similar activities that happen to keep bumping into each other that like having... Yeah, they do. And then you can arrange... Hey, bro, we had a good game last week. You trying to hoop again this week? Or you trying to go bowling this week?

[00:55:47] Bumping ball buddies hooping together. Get it. I want to throw the squishy at you. I'm trying not to. It's the bumping ball buddies Applebee busting time. Trying not to. Listen, I love a good alliteration. Got packages to send out. You've had packages for days. Got to send Kingdred and

[00:56:17] Babygirl some new cards so they can pass out. Appreciate them for passing all cards. And I got to return my... Oh, speaking of Galaxy watches. The first watch I ordered was bullshit. Had dead pixels. Samsung talking about well, you can send them for a repair. Fuck that. You can get my money back. And then I got another one which was actually cheaper than the first one. Completely different packaging. Like the first one

[00:56:46] showed up on like some fucking demo packaging. The second one actually showed up like it came off of a store shelf. Well, so and guess which one worked and which one didn't. Well, yeah. Yeah, hear me yawning over here because it's past my bedtime and I ain't even rage yet today. It is past your bedtime. It is past my bedtime. I had a long day. Freaking tired. It's Monday. Just start telling people

[00:57:16] you had a Monday because this is every Monday. I know. I'm tired. Just tell people you had a Monday. Monday's rough. Sometimes I wake up, I walk out there. She's like, guess what happened? I'm like, it's fucking Monday. I get stressed out. Easily. You got anything else? I don't think so. Fucking bumping ball buddies, man. Gotta ruin my sports. Bumping ball buddies meet up at the ball court.

[00:57:45] I almost bought a basketball jersey. Hooping ball buddies hooping at the court. The young man made an appearance and he's running away because she tried to grab him. Ball bumping balls. And then I'm just picturing them playing the game going, bumping bellies. Bumping bellies. Okay. Ready to take us out?

[00:58:15] Sure. Thank you so much for listening. Bye, y'all. Is that it? Okay.