Naked Fights, Boy Throb & the Mysterious Zhoarse

[00:00:38] You're listening to the Below Your Average IQ Podcast. Welcome back. You're in good spirits today. Listen, I am in good spirits because I feel like I am watching the books that I read in real life and it is so messy and I'm here for it and the experts now have questions and I need to get to the next episode but we had to record so we're taking a break to record it might be a quick episode because I'm trying to get back to what the experts have questions on. You're trying to rush it. Listen, and then I'm over here minding my business color waiting for him to give some of the questions.

[00:01:28] He does a false start and I'm on cue. As soon as that came on I was like distracted and then he laughed at me. We started watching Married at First Sight. I left it up so you can see the name. Yeah, Married at First Sight. Season 18 is where we started. Did not start at season one. We started on season 18 because that was on Netflix. Before we get to that, gotta do the weekly updates.

[00:01:58] He's good. He's good. As always by young man. We're talking about the dog with his real name is Scotty. We post no pictures in a while. I gotta post a picture in the. I'll take a picture of his new workspace. I'll post a picture of me. Oh, with his business. No, the one without his business. I got two of them. On the one you edited for him to look like a freaking Ken doll. Sure. That's what you want to call it. Non-anatomically correct dog. Because the picture came out way too realistic. Get it. Stop it.

[00:02:27] Ain't this at all. Flappin' in the breeze. Stop it. Work was cool. My work was regular work. So, starting to try to be better in life. Been walking. Last two nights. Putting it into perspective. Started trying to be better in life. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Let's keep it honest. Let's keep it accountable. Let's keep it present and accountable. The goal is

[00:02:55] to do some walking around. Yeah. We've been doing like a 20 minute walk. Yeah. 15, 20 minute walk. And then we gotta go figure out which gym membership we want to get. Yeah. I want to get one I don't have to pay for. Don't we all? Which will probably end up being the Y because they're 24 hours. Which is a big benefit for me.

[00:03:26] Because of the work schedule slash random sleep schedule. Yeah, because you could go when you get off work. And it would be it would be like a way to wind down. Right. And like be ready to sleep when you get home. So like I can see that. I'm I'll go I'll go with you on Sundays. Sure. You know commit I commit to a Sunday. You know walk around my little sauna suit on. Listen y'all when I tell you

[00:03:56] he got package after package after you would have thought it was Christmas in July. Package after package after package. I think Santa got his address refused with ours. Being being honest I don't have like workout stuff. No. He's got work clothes. So it's like yeah like she said I have work clothes. So I needed some good walking shoes and those I got some pretty much

[00:04:25] I'm a representative of armor. Yeah. You want y'all want to know what the craziest part is is he got everything in the same color that he gets all his work stuff in. Not a not a lick of color. Everything's all black. The only the only color is the inside of the sweatsuit and it is like that little gray silver color. Listen listen y'all ever seen like a bouncer from the 90s?

[00:04:54] You know what I'm saying? Like all all black broad shoulders standing at the door me mugging ain't nobody getting in. That's how he dressed all the time. Guess that's that's the kind of workout clothes he could be a bouncer at the gym. That's the workout clothes that he got and I'm over here like get it and then he's like what shoes do you want? I'm like if they look like confetti cake they could be yellow. They could be pink. They could be blue. They could be turquoise. You know what I'm saying? So I picked the ones that are white gray

[00:05:24] and lime green citron yellow. You know what I mean? His is all black all the time. All black. You know? Side note. I loved him doing a little fashion show. He got like a weighted vest and everything y'all. It was Well I was about to say everything I got but Oh he gonna give y'all the list. I got some exciting news so don't let me forget. So I got a weight vest. It's only 30 pounds but you're supposed to

[00:05:53] That's about It felt amazing. Huh? It felt amazing. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. I think I want to weigh the blanket. I got the the sauna suit for walking and like riding the treadmill and shit like that or riding the bike and walking on the treadmill and all that stuff and walking around the neighborhood and then I bought just like regular gym and tire like some nice shirts some shorts I got weight gloves too but they came in too small so I gotta send those back get some other ones.

[00:06:23] I can't wait to see them in some shorts y'all. That's it. The shoes is amazing. I feel like I'm walking on clouds. That's why he ordered me a pair because they were so nice. I mean when I get something that's really nice I try to be like hey. He does. He gets a sets with sets of stuff. So his and hers sets. Got my little gym bag gonna keep it in the truck when I get the He's very excited because his gym bag has the slot for shoes and that's his favorite part. It is. It's his favorite part. 10 out of 10

[00:06:53] he said 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 I got a shoe thing I was like Cam's got a shoe thing he goes does he? I was like yeah 10 out of 10 he was excited. And it was like it's stuff that well stuff I bought is just universal gym stuff like stuff that don't have to be used in the gym. Yeah. But it's like Yeah. I can keep the bag in the truck like oh maybe I want to stop by this park and walk around one day or you're on lunch or while you're at work I might want to go to the park down the street or something like that. Yeah.

[00:07:23] Do a Pokemon route while I'm out there walking around. Yeah cause I'm doing 20 minutes at night and I'm doing I'm doing a Sunday with you that's about what you're getting. That's crazy. That's about that's about what we're doing. Then I'll just keep it in the truck until we do figure out the gym membership thing. Yeah. That way when I get off work or whatever. And most of the applications are online too which is helpful. When I get off work or whenever where I just want to go I already have everything and there really be no need to cause it defeats the purpose of coming here having to change clothes

[00:07:53] then going when I can just one stop it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like literally stop there first get off of that exit stop there first then come here it's like a straight shot you know what I mean? It's like right in between the back of our neighborhood and the interstate so like it's literally on the way home. I'm just trying to two directions on the way home. I'm just trying to be a little bit better Yeah. getting to a point of

[00:08:23] you know you want to feel better to get older so ain't been moving around as much so I feel like I just want to feel less crazy Okay. You know but I'm working on it so it's fine. We tried we got this place called Mezza Mediterranean Grill pretty good food and we tried their what? Baklava I don't know if I'm saying it right Yeah we got but we got an original

[00:08:52] which is the honey and a chocolate one and a chocolate one I liked them Now I probably would have liked them warm I wonder if they're soft or warm You know what I mean? Like I think I would have liked to try them like fresh It's I'm not saying They were like crunch I'm not saying they're not fresh because we don't know what they're supposed to be like Oh no they tasted fresh like it was just the texture was very like crunchy chewy and I don't know if that's like

[00:09:22] the honey aspect of it or if it's like maybe it's softer warmer It's kind of like a um I did like the flavors though Not bad it's just I would probably like it drizzled or dipped in chocolate You gotta have something to soften it up Yeah Like I said maybe warm is a lot softer Yeah But I mean it's cool for what it was try something different Yeah I broke my chair this week

[00:09:52] My rocking chair It's fixable I just need some wood glue but I'm not good at getting it I mean I was gonna order some and then grab one of the ratchet straps that way it'll hold tight Yeah you gotta let it sit too for a while That's what I'm trying to say Yeah Yeah And then So I've been taking my computer chair for my work desk To and from my desk To and from To try to still enjoy bedroom time I have Watching the show you know I have one more thing but you said you were

[00:10:22] you wanted to say something No go ahead do your thing cause I'm I'm excited about mine So we was at work the other day Oh goodness Having a good old conversation And uh this question was posed Oh god Like Did you ask it me before No Okay I don't know I don't know who I don't know who I've asked but I know we didn't talk about it Do you know how crazy it is

[00:10:51] If you're if you're a guy and you had to get in a fight naked with another guy like let's say I'm in the shower somebody works in and I gotta get in a fight but I'm ass naked Okay That is the wildest shit You're so vulnerable I feel like I feel like you would have to go harder because you're naked I feel like you would have to man up more because you're naked but you're so vulnerable because it's

[00:11:21] like your ass out your dick balls out I feel like I feel like you would literally have to go way hard because fighting for your life the fear that you would have I feel like you couldn't even have fear in that moment I feel like you would have to literally like sun's out buns out and I'm about to take you down because all it would take is them literally just getting your junk like you don't have no protection

[00:11:51] so like you would have to go wild to start this is what we were talking about not end you can't end wild because unless unless it's just one of them scenarios your average fight ain't just blow to blow no like you know your average fight ain't both of y'all standing blow to

[00:12:58] maybe you know what I'm saying like I would have to go so hard there would be no room for fear because like I mean what are you even talking about you came at me we're we're Turkish wrestling now guess who got the lotion out the bathroom but then the question came what if you had to fight a naked dude you so you fully clothed and it's like that's hard I'm gonna make it so weird he gotta go but it's like bro at that point or I'm just gonna grip him right on

[00:13:28] the things take him twist twist and shout bitch you ever see that video no there's guys at a UFC fight and there's some old guy like sitting behind him and it's just a regular fight and this old dude just starts twist this dick that's what I'm saying I'm gonna have to go into a weird because the second they think they're gonna fight me it's gonna be it's gonna be

[00:13:58] something I think it's both scenarios I think if you're the one I think if you're the one that has clothes on you're in the better position but you just have to leave I don't know because your shoes gotta be non-slip if you the one in the clothes you just have to leave I'm not gonna fight you I'm leaving and then

[00:14:28] you have to go crazy both times both ways gotta be crazy and then whoever's the craziest wins whoever makes it the most awkward wins that's how that fight would happen it would have to be the most awkward the most sounds the most wet the most texture why you gotta go so above me because because we already know that's exactly how my fight would go you know what I mean it would it would go down you know what I'm saying

[00:14:58] to the floor because somebody would slip and fall and it would be me and then I would have to take him down from the floor because I don't fail and can't get back up again when I tell you we was at work it was four it was four of us grown men no oh because ours was there so not all women yeah when I tell you we laughed so fucking hard listen because and then she called up her brother and this is the funniest shit ever and she calls him up and she's like

[00:15:28] you go you like she says something like um would you I can't remember how she phrased it to him but pretty much would you fight a naked dude and he was like I don't care if motherfucker ain't got nothing on but a cellar hat that's what I'm saying it's like we laughed so fucking hard man listen so it's like because at that point you can't back down if you came into this looking and knowing a fight was gonna happen you can't back down just cause he's naked because now why you scared of a naked dude he ain't got nothing on I don't know man

[00:15:58] and then you can't even tell people that you had to walk in on a naked dude it's like a lose lose situation man cause like if you're naked you're vulnerable about to be a crazy crazy situation what I'm saying if you're naked you're vulnerable you gotta fight for your life if you got the clothes on you got a helicopter I'm saying hope you're long enough if you got the clothes on and you fight the naked dude you better hope he not a helicopter if shit goes south you got dick slapping you up against could you imagine he motherfucking grab you I would be watching with popcorn

[00:16:28] dick slapping you up against the head listen I wouldn't know who I was rooting for until the end one fucking tried to take you down like and he got you in like a headlock and he then you right next to his balls or some shit like that it's so it's so I'd be in the corner T-Bag T-Bag you know no like that would be so awkward man cause I'm I'm picturing the whole fight cause I read a lot right so the whole scene is in my head right like man go check all these rooms

[00:16:57] I'm gonna get all this good stuff and the next thing you know old dude getting out of the shower right his towel don't make it cause he in shock surprise oh you know what I'm saying and then the guy's like shit now I gotta fight him because I'm trying to break in he's here I gotta take him out but he's naked you know what I'm saying so he tried to get him he tried to get him on the surprise right now they both on the ground why you whispered naked like that because and now they're both on the ground but something happened and the naked one is on top right

[00:17:26] and so he's trying to wiggle cause he's wet you know and so he's wiggling wiggling cause he's wet now his whole stuff went all over your face trying to get off of you and now you're like I don't even know if I should move and the next thing you know he making it awkward now you lost I think you just made the whole scenario awkward that's what but but guess who won the naked one why cause we made it the most awkward naked dude gotta fight reverse reverse reverse reverse alternate scene alternate scene okay

[00:17:56] alternate scene Adam took the towel took you down and got you across the bathroom tied up before you even let your towel drop why because we not playing teabag tonight like as soon as you see him naked you just gotta rush that's what I'm saying as soon as you see him naked you can't even let him have a thought process because as soon as he got a thought process you got balls undidged in your face you know what I'm saying like so clearly I would I would win in both situations that's what I'm hearing you gotta rush him man because because and you and you can't just like

[00:18:26] rush him with your whole body you gotta be strategic so you have to have already thought through what would happen if there's this should be a question that you have when you go through your training to be crazy and wanna fight people in their house while they're naked I think nobody goes through crazy training they just wake up you don't know who goes through crazy training I read books some people go through crazy training and we love it good job uh any other fun questions you get asked at work

[00:18:55] that was prop that was the one that like I said we laugh so fucking hard but um no I think that's uh me and um Kingdred talk down there every day yeah that's a that's like the ritual um I got the recording program and my other mixer set up on my stream computer so

[00:19:25] we might have some some uh some bonus episodes with just me him okay I can do stuff with um in discord discord and it'll be able to be recorded nice so I might have some some other random stuff popping up but we've been talking about getting getting him on more stuff and um me and him was talking about making those like bonus episodes yeah

[00:19:55] and then now that I got discord in the recording program I've been talking with Vin said uh we wanted to get one with judgment yeah so we can make it happen I know it took a while but you know good things come to those who wait good things come to those who wait man so I'm looking forward to being able to do that stuff but yeah that was probably the funniest thing well things like that

[00:20:25] don't usually happen at my job so great job on you um the good news that I had that I'm super excited for okay just found out before we started recording so everyone is finding out with me tonight and I'm very excited oh that's bullshit woo I can't wait okay so quite a few episodes ago we discussed boy throb okay we discussed boy throb and we shared boy throb with our listeners for the people that don't know boy throb is amazing boy throb is a bullshit band they're amazing

[00:20:54] and they've been fighting for their fourth band member to come from india on a visa and well you gotta explain boy throb though okay so I found boy throb when I stumbled upon the greatness of one of their performances at a local retirement home okay and they were singing okay a Lizzie mcguire song okay our hillary duff girl okay and I was like get it you know what I'm saying I was like

[00:21:24] this is what I've been waiting for and I was so in captured by the fact that one of their one of their members was on a zoom call on a computer behind and I was like is this real life or is this a fantasy you know what I'm saying because I was like this is either the best thing I've ever watched where it's not so I went down a boy throb deep dive listen you're welcome so like I went down like a

[00:21:54] deep dive rabbit hole the hell out of some boy throb I have I have virtually attended concerts I've seen them on the red carpet they've gone on talk shows they've gone on radio shows they have done they've had multiple different managers they are the people's boy band and I stand behind that they are the people's boy band and they have been applying for a visa so their fourth member there's three here in the states their fourth member is Darshan y'all and he's in India and they

[00:22:23] have been working since I found them and before to get Darshan a visa so he can come to the United States legally okay on a work visa I'm assuming it's a work visa but on a legal visa to perform with them right so they put the first visa application through it got denied they were like we need some more information we don't know if this is real okay so they put it

[00:22:53] in again they got a lawyer like a like a visa lawyer I don't know what they're called they worked with agents who have worked I'm pretty sure oh you said you don't know what they're called I don't know what they're called I would assume it's something similar to that like but people can pick up what I'm putting down you know what I'm saying and so they actually held a concert recently like an in-person concert that was sold out

[00:23:23] mind you sold out and at the end of the concert they had a they called it a cryptic message because they didn't give any details but I think all of us boys robbers knew what was coming or at least we really hoped for it so that was a couple days ago and it was like countdown like three days and so I'm literally like oh let me just check social media real quick before we log on right and I'm like oh boy thrubbers just posted uh yes please let me watch this real quick

[00:23:53] because I've been waiting for the Darshan visa update and so Darshan called them and so it's them on like Instagram on a video call right and he's like Darshan is telling the other guys I just want to let you guys know you did a great job on that last show um and I also want to let you know so Darshan is coming Darshan is gonna be here the boys robbers will be together what

[00:24:23] how do you spell boy thrub b-o-y t-h-r-o-b boy thrub all one word or separate two words just ask the robbers for life no yes yes no yes nope yep and I am so condone that bullshit I am so excited for myself and my fellow throbbers to get to witness boy

[00:24:53] throb in person with Darshan where he is not on a screen Darshan does not deserve to be on that screen and it took way too long to get him a visa I gotta make some phone calls listen it took him way too long to get that man a visa that man has been at every concert every nursing home he showed up in every costume he has done his part Darshan need to get here so he can bring the heavenly angelic

[00:25:22] voice to boy throb in person I still don't believe they're real I believe it with my whole soul we need boy throb right now there is so much going on you just need a wholesome people's boy band and that's the boy throbbers that's crazy love me some boy throb I be on their instagram all the time it's like what if he's not whatever he gets here and then it's like it's not

[00:25:52] that good in person like cause the thing was he's the guy on the zoom on the no the thing was they needed Darshan here and to get him a visa he's gonna be amazing in person just like he is in his videos sure cannot wait we'll see how that play out they're gonna be complete what else you got I'm just so damn excited that fucking boy throb

[00:26:22] bullshit man the robin I don't think it's gonna be that good I cannot wait when was the update posted today today so he just got it he just told everybody I think the guys knew but I don't know but he just they just told everybody I wonder how long it'll take him to get here I don't know I assume a visa has a start and end date I mean I would assume he would already be packed up waiting you know like he just needed the visa I hope so maybe it's like you have to wait a week

[00:26:52] or something for the ink to dry you know in case it's invisible ink or something I'm so excited what else happened man like I feel like ain't nothing really happened this week no just just our Sean coming to the USA we've got the experts got questions oh we ain't even tell y'all about that so we been watching married at first sight and this this shit is getting messy and wild we've had I mean it ain't like it's it's like I don't even think season 18 is the newest season

[00:27:22] I don't even know I don't even know where it falls in the seasons I just know that this is getting messy and I am here for it but yeah the experts got questions I got questions but one thing I don't have questions about is Darshan coming to America he is I don't need I didn't need a question anymore

[00:27:52] don't need a question anymore and you know what and nobody's attacking Darshan naked he's just coming to the US oh we had bubble 33 for the first time the other day yeah their pizza was good yeah surprised it took us that long to try bubble 33 I'm not we get into routines sometimes little ruts that's fair and then we get tired of it like sick and tired of it and then we get into the rut again and then we get sick and tired of it

[00:28:23] yeah that's valid yeah and I we both have like safe foods and then on occasion they're not safe no more like you just don't want them anymore that's very valid yeah like tis the tism my lord because it is tis the tism my lord you're welcome my lord for pointing out tis the tism my lord I just like how wholeheartedly like

[00:28:53] for those who know like if you know you know know like y'all heard me laying it out there and y'all heard him eating it up yeah no that's true that's valid tis the tism my lord it is a known tis the tism i'm not gonna deny it is a tism listen cause sometimes i look at him and i'm like mhm we all got tism listen i don't know about all that no there's a doc there's like scientists say the average

[00:29:22] person on the planet in 2026 has some form of tism mmm it's like a legitimate thing i don't know about that no it's a thing there's definitely a lot of neurotypical people no because a lot of shit is getting grouped up into tism but that's different than having but i'm saying but that's what i'm saying everybody at some point is gonna end up being considered

[00:29:52] tism because they're grouping everything into tism any kind of quirks you might have are getting grouped into tism no like i know i don't have the tism but i got adhd that would put you grouped up into tism no they're different they are different i agree they're different but it's getting to the point where everything is getting

[00:30:22] i think it's getting to the point where people are trying to self diagnose but like you might just have a cork i know somebody that self diagnosis oh might be staring at i do webmd a lot i've died 16 times just this year sometimes i webmd so hard i give myself a panic attack and then i have to put the phone down webmd is the craziest shit in the world webmd is the

[00:31:01] only for like your lung falling out or something like it'll be wild you wake up you got a hair in your eye you search webmd why do i constantly keep getting hairs in my eye and they'll be like you need to go to the doctor right now it kills me every time every single time it kills me the most extreme shit of all time it kills me every single time they need to take that bullshit down the wild part is is the treatments are always like but use some hydrocortisone the crazy part is speaking of treatment

[00:31:32] this lady came in the other day what are you doing and she said um she said something about she needed to have surgery because her back or something that hurt and i was like you need a donkey kicking remember we watched a million ways to die stop it million ways to die you can't tell people that that's a thing you need a donkey kicking did she throw punch you she was like what and i told her about the movie and i was like you get kicked by a donkey i guarantee your back will never hurt again stop it because you are going to be dead hey your back won't hurt well

[00:32:03] i saw a video about a zorse what is that it's supposed to be a zebra and a horse but i don't know if it was ai or not i don't think a zebra and a horse can um yeah yeah but i don't know if they would make it's the same as a zonkey and there are horse donkeys too and there's donkeys zebras they're not horse donkeys they're mules right so yeah but a mule can't reproduce

[00:32:34] the only way to get a mule is right a zorse is a zebra and a horse had a baby just like they would a mule and what does that look like it looked fucking cool but that's why i don't know if it was ai because it looked really fucking cool but i don't but as long as we've had horses and zebras that would have been a thing way before i mean i don't know this lady found one according to the video that's what i'm saying i don't know if it was

[00:33:04] ai if it wasn't like freaking cool as shit um she found one as long as we've had zebras and donkey as long as we've had zebras and horses on this planet nobody's never crossbreed them before that you know of i mean so i don't know so that's what i'm saying so like we don't have very many zebras here but for it to be all of a sudden a thing i would think it would be yeah i'm saying like it's way more common for it to be a

[00:33:34] horse and a donkey right like they needed something in between to to work on farms that's much more common but like where are you finding a zebra which is why it's probably something that we just don't see because i mean the only zebras we have are in the zoos but i mean horses have been in zebra territory before so it wouldn't be like we don't live there we don't know if it's common there i mean it wouldn't be that hard to make that happen go to i don't like go to the fucking go to africa get a goddamn zebra where are

[00:34:03] you keeping a zebra in the united states where the fuck you keep a horse same shit not necessarily because a zebra is considered a wild animal in the united but you can domesticate a horse nobody's like that's what i'm trying to say though is there's laws against owning a zebra there's not laws against owning a horse like that but you get what i'm saying certain people not calling names certain folk have a habit of making

[00:34:33] everything a pet right which is how this zorse came to be and was rescued from one of these instances where someone who shouldn't have had a zebra had a zebra and someone who shouldn't have bred them bred them i just fail to believe it would have took this long for it to happen i don't think that it took this long because they seem to understand the complexities behind it i think it's happened before i think social media just hasn't ever put it up like when would we have ever read something before the last 10 years about them i mean you've had social

[00:35:03] media since 2007 but that's what i'm saying is like that wouldn't have been what we were talking about then i mean if somebody had posted a picture of a goddamn zebra and a horse i don't know i think people would have blew their oh people would have been like oh shit you seen the fucking because it wasn't that much shit myspace wasn't that much shit going on everybody would have been like you seen the zores no because people weren't using social media platforms on the internet to look up

[00:35:32] crazy shit like that i don't think it would have took till 2026 i'm not saying it's the first one ever and they didn't say that it was the first one ever i'm just saying that i came across it for the first time ever what i'm saying is i don't think that's real because of it i don't know um but the video went through her trying to rehabilitate it but it's not meant to be domesticated given it's like you got a horse and a zebra and both horses are hard enough

[00:36:02] to domesticate you know what i mean let alone a zebra so the thing's just wild as shit so they ended up finding this like i think it was like 900 acres sanctuary for wild horses and they took it there and it just integrated with the herd it's like the fucking um now i don't think it can i don't know that it reproduces or anything like that like i don't i don't know if it's like a mule and it's sterile but it's like the fucking it didn't go into that but

[00:36:32] but that's what i'm saying like ligers are real yeah but for a long ass time we all thought they were made the fuck up yeah but then they were proven a long time ago i mean i could google it and see if a source has been proven no he got me worrying him too late we're googling we don't need to google it we don't need to google it source listed as an animal it happens anyways it's a real hybrid animal

[00:37:01] the offspring of a male zebra and a female horse it's they're rare creatures typically sterile and are bred in captivity for their unique appearance it basically looks like a horse but with zebra stripes um sometimes used for riding or show animals combining the horse's build with the zebra's wider traits or wilder traits remember before when people could just have conversations nope and nobody had to fucking google shit

[00:37:31] i miss those times oh i google everything yeah when was the first source born oh it's unknown oh in 1899 there was a famous historical source named romulus who was photographed in the uk at one year old

[00:38:01] oh wikipedia got a picture look at what you learn every day look at won't he do it won't he do it that's the worst of course what are you doing babe living your best life with me no it was i just like open conversation like why did i just wanted to know you made me curious

[00:38:32] because that was the first time i had seen one and i didn't know if it was real now we know now we know do you got anything else oh okay all right

[00:39:01] well i guess that's all we got folks thanks for joining us we appreciate it and we'll see you next week you you you you you you you